Top of the mornin’ to ye, laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to “Don’t starve together”. Where hopefully, this time,
we’re gonna be a bit better at this. Robin: Yeah.
Jack: Uh, I still didn’t prep you on anything. Jack: I didn’t- Dude, there’s beefalo right here already!
R: Nope, no, you didn’t. Robin: Aw sweet, we did it, we didn’t starve.
And I didn’t die. Jack: But why- They’re not in, like, the plains. Jack: I guess the plains are right here. Robin: Don’t judge him. He can be
wherever he wants to be. Jack: He can be whatever he wanna do! Robin: Yeah. Jack: Okay, that’s good.
Robin: Well, hopefully this time though. Jack: Yeah, okay. Darkness kills you.
Robin: *laughs* Good. I got that now. Jack: Get that into your head this time. Jack: Darkness and food kills you. And if you stay in the dark-
Robin: Food doesn’t kill me, lack of food does. Jack: That’s true. Very good point. Robin: *laughter* Hey, mushroom! Jack: Wait, it’s fucking night time already? Robin: Oh shit! How do I… What? I don’t have a light! Robin: I’m gonna die… Jack: Okay, where are you? Robin: Help!
Jack: There you are, there you are – stand next to me. Jack: God! Why did it get dark so quick? Robin: I dunno, were we in the menu? Robin: Wait… It’s.. Robin: It’s day four? Jack: What is happening!? Robin: Well, it says it’s Day Four,
but it’s also saying “survived one day”. Robin: Maybe the days started counting
when you started the server. Jack: Maybe… Jack: That’s weird, it feels like that was pretty fucking quick though..
Robin: Weird… *laughter* Jack: I dunno, that’s strange. Jack: Ummm and..? Jack: Daytime! Robin: Night Time!
Jack: Night Time.. Daytime! Jack: Okay, so.. I guess we could just set up
our base right here, then. Robin: Sure, go for it. Robin: I’m gonna… uh, get stuck. Robin: Um, I’m good..
Jack: I don’t have any stuff though *laugh* Jack: Normally, normally you look around
for ages before you get things. Robin: Well… I have flint. Robin: Did we need that- you needed that last time. Jack: Yeah, you need flint to get, like.. Jack: your pickaxe and your axe to hit rocks.
Robin: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Robin: Okay, this time I’m actually gonna make stuff. Jack: Ooh, and there’s a cobblestone path here. Jack: Ooh, dude, there’s a whole fucking thing of carrots!
Robin: Whoa, pick ’em! Robin: Make a snowman!
Jack: …and a big juicy berry bush! Jack: And there’s pigs! Robin: Wha- Why do you get to have all the fun! Robin: I just get shit. Literally, there’s manure. Both: *laughs* Jack: Dude, there’s like, 7 billion carrots up here! Robin: Eat them, eat them all- Jack: Uh oh turkey. Turkey steals your berry bushes! But we don’t have any berry bushes right now.
Robin: We’ll save him for Thanksgiving. Jack: *turkey noises*. Fuck off. Jack: You can get a shovel too, and if you get a shovel,
then you can dig up the plants… Jack: so like you know the way you pick grass now and the plant
stays there and regrows. Robin: Yeah yeah yeah. Jack: You can get a shovel that digs it up and
then you plant it near the base… so you can fertilize it yourself and get a continuous supply. (Great Jack, great)
Robin: Ohhh. That sounds helpful. Jack: So… Jack: If you dig it up, you still get the actual grass from it
but you also get, like the seed- Robin: Can you eat those seeds? Jack: No, it’s not
an actual seed, it’s like the pinecone or something like that. Robin: Aww. Jack: Or like the twig equivalent
of pinecone. I have never seen juicy berry bushes… in this entire game, ever. I found a beehive, but
I’m not gonna attack it ’cause that’s gonna kill me. Robin: No, attack it, do it. Jack: Noooo.
Robin: It would be fun! Jack: We’re gonna survive this time. The last episode was
just kind of like “Ok, brand new adventure and oh, you’re dead.” Robin: I found a gigantic beehive.
Jack: Ohhh. Is it the killer bees? Robin: I don’t know. Should I exam- I’m examining it.
Jack: The Killer Bees sounds like, a sick album or a sick like, band name. Robin: *laughing* It does.
Jack: WE ARE THE KILLER BEES! Robin: I bet there’s a band called The Killer Bees.
Jack: I hope they pronounce it “Kil-lurb-es”. Robin: Awww. Jack: We are The Kill-urbees.
Robin: *laughing* and they get super mad every time someone… …says The Killer Bees.
Both: *laughing* Jack: No, it’s Killurbees, dad, damn. Robin: Um. There’s a head on a spike. Jack: Aye, it’s a little frog head. Oh, this’ll be good here
’cause there’s a lot of rabbit holes. Robin: Where the hell are you? Jack: Okay, I’mma set up a fire
and then maybe you’ll see. Jack: Okay. Robin: Oh, yeah.
Jack: Oh wait, I need rock. Jack: I forgot. I need Dwayne Johnson here. Jack: Did you set up a trap? Robin: No.
Jack: There’s a trap on the map. Robin: A trap on the map? Jack: *singing* There’s a trap on the map
*whispering* a trap on the map? A trap on the map! Robin: *laughing* Jack: Over this way.
Robin: A map on the trap. Jack: See this! Robin: Hello! Jack: This dude is dead and he has a lot of rope
and there’s a trap up there. Robin: Oh! Jack: Hello, dead man. Jack: Ok, maybe we’ll actually build our thing here
because there’s lots of rabbit holes around. Robin: Is that me from last time?
Both: *laughing* Robin: ‘Examine’. Robin: Better you than me. Oh yeah, that will never
happen to me. What is this? Jack: *laughs* Jack: It’s…I can’t– Robin: I stole your night–your nitre.
J: Yeah I don’t know how to pronounce it, it’s ‘nighter’ or… …’nitra’ or something like that. Robin: ‘Neetray’!
Jack: ‘Neetray’! I need 12 rocks. Jack: It makes endothermic fires, I think. R: I’m stealing your rocks.
J: No! I need them. R: Wait, wait, woah, woah,
I forget how you make fire. J: See-
R: Ooh, I can make a campfire. J: Don’t- Robin: Do we have a campfire?
J: No, don’t make build a campfire. J: I need to make the rock one. R: But it’s gonna get dark soon.
J: No it’s not, we have ages. R: Ok, fine.
J: Dude, STOP FREAKIN’ OUT! R: No! It’s fun for the whole family.
J: *laughs* J: Dude, give me your rock. I need the fuckin’ rock. R: No… J: Give it to me!
R: Ok fine, here you go. J: Thanks buddy. J: Okay I’m going to build a fire right here. J: BOOM! R: That’s also a good kind of thing.
J: Probably a little close to the beefalo. J: But you know what, we’re in it, we’re in it now
and we’re just gonna have to survive that. R: To win it?
J: Yeah. R: Ooh, can I cook shit?
J: Yeah, also darkness makes you crazy. R: Of course it does- Shit, I ate it. J: Oh, shit. I uh, uh, can I have my berries back? *laughs* R: Oh, look at this, 18 juicy berries. J: *Laughing* Nooo! I want them, they’re mine! R: Here you go, I’m putting them on the ground. J: Thanks, I meant to cook them, and then it was like,
’cause I can force feed them to you if I want. R: *laughs* R: Hey, get out of there. I’m going to try to cook.
J: No fuck you, I’mma cook. J: You can’t cook while I’m here! Oh yeah, oh yeah,
there we go I’m full. Ok, here. J: Can I not force feed them to you? ‘Feed’. There you go.
*both laughing* J: Eat my berries, bitch! R: No, I didn’t consent to this.
J: Ok, I’m going to pick up this trap and put it down. J: Kyop.
R: Look, there’s green mushrooms. R: Gives you extra lifes. J: Yeah, I can’t remember
which ones are edible and which aren’t. R: well, I ate a red one and it didn’t make me bigger,
uh, but it did bring down my sanity. J: Oh yeah, you need that.
Darkness makes you crazy as well… J: …and if your sanity goes down,
you start seeing monsters that can kill you. R: Great…
J: See, I told you a thing this time. R: That’s nice, yeah, I like it, I appreciate it.
J: *laughs* R: Anyway, I’m going out into the darkness
just at the brink of night. R: You know what, I’m not gonna do that.
*both laugh* J: WHOOSH!
R: Whoosh! *laughs* J: Nice. J: Dude, I like the ‘whoosh’ you got going on. R: Thanks, I’ve been practicing. R: W-What do we do with nitre? ‘Neeter’? ‘Nitra’? J: You- you’ll keep it and then, finally figure out
how to actually pronounce it. R: Oh, I see. ok. J: That’s the plan of the game. It’s called
‘Don’t starve and learn out how to pronounce nitre’. J: Oh yeah. Uh, pro-tip. Raptor pro-tip. When-
R: Yeah? J: If there’s any rabbits inside the traps -you’ll know
when the trap is like, it’s flat and it’s like wiggling around- R: Oh. Yeah, yeah. J: If there’s any rabbits in it,
the rabbits take up a slot each, they don’t stack. J: But you can right-click them
in your hot bar to murder them. R: Uh-oh.
J: And then you get meat that stacks. J: So, just to free up space. J: Ooo, lots of flowers, I can make a garland!
R: So that’s better to do. J: Yeah. J: And then- R: Do I need to do anything
if I empty a trap or will it like, escape on me? J: As long as you don’t drop the rabbit again. R: Ok. J: The rabbit and the trap will go into your hot-bar… J: …and then you can kill the rabbit
and you can just put the trap back down over a hole. R: Ok.
J: We got this this time though. I believe in us. R: Yeah yeah, yeah for sure. This time-I mean
we’ve done the dying, now let’s do the living J: *laughs* J: Oooh, I found an altar. J: ‘Examine marble sculpture’. J: Oooh, maybe that’s what the head goes on. R: The sculpture? J: Yeah. R: What are you doing?
J: I’m way north. R: Wai-What? R: I’m way south. J: And together we’ll make polar opposites. R: *laughs* Together we’ll made middle-We’ll just cancel out.
J: That’s a sitcom right there, “North and South” and that’ll be our names. R: Oh yeah… J: Or no, we can call it like,
“Opposites Attract” or something like that. *laughs* R: And the banner. The lower third banner will be us
back-to-back with crossed arms. J: Yeah. *both laugh* J: Just like looking at each other over the shoulder as well-
R: Yeah. J: …just like “Oh you”. J: Ok, I found gold and flint and rocks.
R: I found a headstone is that good? I found a grave. R: There is very much fog. J: Oh god.
All of this gold is in the middle of like, spider territory. R: That’s good though. J: Spider’s are bad, they come out
and- oh I broke my thing. R: Follow the spiders. J: Noooo. You… see-
R: Can I do anything with graves? J: Fuck. J: You saw what happened. They followed the spiders
and Aragog wanted to get them eaten. J: Right. Cool. I wonder if I can burn some trees
while I’m here. R: Do it. How do you-oh yeah. W-What’s the point
of burning trees? Charcoal. J: Yeah. R: And what’s the point of charcoal?
J: Science machine. R: Science machine.
J: Oh wait, I can just build a science machine- R: And what’s the point of science machine?
J: No it’s not. Science machine I can build already, I need a crock pot. J: Aww man, I have spoiled roasted juicy berries. R: Uhh I- Oh jesus, I am really hungry.
Where is the… there is the fire, ok. J: *singing a carol* Burning down the trees
on a one hourse open sleigh, killing all the bees… J: …Oh god, not the bees!
*both laugh* R: Hey, a trap. J: Ok, where’s base? Oh god, base camp
is fucking miles away. Oh god. I’m coming. J: I’m like, super north right now. I’m almost like,
tickling a polar bear’s testicles. R: Wow, that’s pretty north. J: I almost meant ‘norm’. R: Norm?
J: “Norm of the North”. J: That really bad animated movie. R: *sighs* J: Well, I say it’s bad based on trailers.
R: *laughs* J: But I’ve- J: I have it on good authority that it’s probably like… J: …fecal matter in animated form.
R: Yeah. J: And we already have “The Emoji Movie”
coming out for that. *laughs* R: Oh no. Did you know Patrick Stewart is in that?
J: What?! R: Yeah, he plays Poop! J: Ok, actually that makes me more interested
in the movie now. *both laugh* J: *singing* It’s raining science. J: Ooo, there’s a rabbit dead in that. Boom. R: Does it matter if I set the trap on holes that have
already had a bunny gotten trapped- J: No, it shouldn’t matter. I think they respawn. R: Ok. R: I figured maybe they were vacated holes or something.
J: Eat. J: Eat.
R: Wh-what the… B-but I’m good, Jesus. J: No, you’re not, you looked weak. R: *laughs* Thanks.
J: *laughs* ‘Thanks, Mom.’ J: Ok um, do you have any sticks?
R: Like coming back- R: Like coming back home, *mimicking Mom*
“You look a little thin”. J: “Have you been eatin’? It looks like you,
looks you’re a little hungry sweetie.” R: I have 3 twigs. Do you want them?
J: Yes, I need them to make our crock pot. J: BOOM BABY. R: Here ya go.
J: Thanks. R: I’ll add some more fuel. J: ‘Kay. Build crock pot! J: BOOM! R: Woah, that’s nice! J: And then you-
R: So what do we put in this, then? J: You can put 4 types of food. J: And then you can cook, and then it does this! *bubble SFX by Jack* J: So it just cooks. J: So I- I just-
R: So, do I put more shit in it now? J: I put 4 carrots into it. J: Which should give us-
R: I have a- I have a rabbit. R: Can I put that in? J: Don’t put the rabbit in, you have to murder him! R: Yeah, well I have-
Okay, I have rabbit meat. Do I put the meat in? J: Yeah! Jack: And then it makes different things. Jack: If you put meat in, you get meat balls.
If you put this in, you get ratatouille. Jack: Now these are SUPER foods! Jack: So they give you all the food ‘n health.
Robin: Ohh… Robin: Okay, I’m gonna make.. some-
I’m gonna make some carrot and rabbit stew. Jack: You need four, by the way. Robin: That’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine Jack: Do you ha- do you have four? Robin: Yeah. Jack: (reading) “The fire is doing its thing”.
Good job, Willow! Robin: I’m making a crock pot
out of rabbit, and the rabbit’s food. *Jack & Robin laugh* Jack: There’s some sorta joke there. Robin: No.
Jack: Righty! Jack: *chuckles* “No”. *Robin laughs*
Jack: “Fuck you, there’s no jokes”. Robin: Oh, I made meatballs! Jack: Yeah.
Robin: Aww, that’s nice! Jack: That’ll give you like, 20 health, or 20 food, I think? Jack: It’ll give you a lot. It’ll actually probably give you
like, 80, or somethin’. I can’t remember. Robin: Can you check that? Like, how much it gives you? Jack: No, you’re just gonna have to eat it and then
be like, “Oh, it gives me this! I’ll remember that”. Robin: Oh, okay. Yeah, I’ll remember, yeah sure. *Jack laughs* Robin: Can we have any-
Can we get any insurance against dying, at all? Jack: Yeah, we need to find like, resurrection stones. Jack: And then when you die, you get your ghost
to go back to it or… Something like that! Jack: I think there’s like a–a do-over- a like, alter thing.
It’s like a flat rock. Robin: Okay. Robin: Okay. Robin: It’s really scary venturing out. Jack: Yeah, far away from your base. Robin: Yeah. Jack: You can build walls and shit as well,
and you can build, like… J: …drying racks to make beef jerky and shit. Jack: Like, thi- this game is really deep. Jack: There’s a lot to this game. Robin: Yeah, yeah.
Jack: And I’ve barely explored any of it, because I suck. Robin: *chuckles*
Because you’d die. Jack: Yeah.
Robin: *sighs* Jack: And it’s never the starvation that kills me either,
it’s like, the cold or something. Jack: Yeah.
Robin: Yeah, yeah. Jack: Change the name of your game,
“Don’t starve and get freezy.” Robin: *chuckles* That’s way catchier, why had- Jack: *laughs*
Robin: Why hadn’t they done that already? Jack: “Don’t- don’t get freezy.” Jack: Just like, somebody doing like,
the west side symbol on the cover. Robin: *laughs*
Jack: Don’t get freezy, my neezy. Robin: Oh, wait, do we need gold anymore? Jack: Uh, yeah gold is always helpful. Robin: Ok, good. Robin: We just gotta-
Jack: We can- we can make a lightning rod if we want. Robin: Oooh. Wait, what’s the point of that? Jack: Because sometimes lightning strikes your base
and sets everything on fire. Robin: Oh! *chuckles* Robin: And we don’t want that? Jack: That’s the bad, that’s the bad one.
Robin: Ok. Robin: Uh, did you- did you make a chest? Jack: No, I’m coming back to-
I have like, wood ready to make some boards. Jack: You have to refine some boards-
Robin: Nice. Jack: …in the science machine to make the thing. And if you ref-
Robin: Ok. Jack: If you do it once with the science machine,
you can do it everywhere. Robin: Oh, ’cause it unlocks it in the thingy. Jack: Yeah. It’s like building a prototype.
Robin: I see. Robin: And if you does it- Robin: If you do it, does it unlock for me? Jack: “If you does it.”
Robin: *laughs* Jack: I think so? I’m not sure, actually.
That’s a good question. Jack: That’s a good question there, bub.
Robin: I think I- I can make a compass. Jack: And by “bub”, I’m not saying
that I’m mixing you up with my other friend. Jack: I’m just saying-
Robin: Yeah, you are. Jack: That’s what I’d call you as like a basename.
Robin: Do you think- Robin: Do you think that all of your friends are named “Bob”? Jack: *chuckles* Yes?
Robin: *laughs* Jack: What are you talking about, Talking Bob?
Robin: *laughs* Robin: Bob One, Bob Two…
Jack: Bob, that’s a crazy thing to assume! Robin: *laughs* Jack: I got a thermal measurer that I can make? Jack: A potter’s wheel? Cartographer’s desk? Robin: What do we need all this shit for?
Jack: I don’t know! Jack: Ok. Where- where was it? Instructions, chest. Jack: Ok. I’mma keep it away from the fire a little. Jack: Oh yeah, that’s a thing you can do as well, is when… Jack: …winter comes, you can actually put rocks near the fire? Jack: And it’ll heat them up, and then you get thermal stones. Robin: Oh!
Jack: It’s pretty cool. Robin: Which you then keep in your inventory to keep you warm? Jack: Yeah, so you can venture out with them. Robin: Aww, nice.
Jack: It’s pretty cool. Robin: That’s nice, I like that. Robin: Can I split a stack or like, not do all of them? Jack: I think you can. Jack: I don’t know.
Robin: Ok, good, thanks! *laughs* Jack: I act- I actually don’t know that! Jack: Wait, what did you put in the chest? Robin: Just some shit.
Jack: *chukles* Literally. Jack: Did our science machine just break?
Robin: Did it? No, it’s just right here. Jack: But it’s electrical!
Robin: Oh, what’s this? Robin: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I got a present!
Jack: Ooh! Robin: What’s happening?
Jack: Ooh! Jack: (reading) “Pixl got a-” You got hand covers? Robin: Yeah.
Jack: You fucking bitch. Robin: “Basic farm, mushroom, bee box?” Jack: Heh, b-box!
*beatboxing with Robin, both laugh* Robin: Wait, do we wanna focus on making an improved farm?
Jack: Yeah. Robin: Ok. Robin: Ok, ok, ok, ok-
Both: Ok, ok, ok, ok. Jack: Ok, ok.
Robin: Fine. Robin: How much poo do we have? Jack: 12?
Robin: Oh, 19. Jack: Oh, Jesus. I was “We might have 12-
*shouting* 104?” Robin: *laughs* Jack: Oh, you got a beard now! Robin: Oh! Is that good?
Jack: You can actually- you can actually shave your beard. Robin: I don’t wanna shave my beard!
Jack: I wouldn’t. Robin: Why would I shave my beard?
Jack: It’ll keep you warm. Jack: It’ll keep you nice at snugglers.
Robin: Yeah. Robin: Plus, I- I can’t grow one in real life… Robin: …so I might as well do it in-game.
Jack: *chuckles* Jack: I’m sure you could, it’ll just take a long time. Robin: Maybe.
Jack: Have you ever tried? Robin: Well… Robin: The point- the problem is I have the Johnny Depp beard… Robin: …where it just- there’s just no growth-
Jack: *laughs* Robin: …in some spots. Jack: Well, that- that’s what mine was for the longest time. Jack: And I just forced it.
Robin: *laughs* Robin: You just… concentrated really hard.
Jack: I was like, (grunting) “Uhh, grow!” Robin: *also grunting*
Jack: *mouth fart* Robin: Yeah, I did that then I got a hernia. Jack: Ha ha, *grunts and smol mouth farts* BEARD!
Robin: *chuckles* Robin: Apparently, my dad was unable to grow a beard
until he was like thirty as well, so… Robin: …maybe I am my dad’s son. Jack: Well… you’re close to it. *chuckles* Robin: That’s true… Aww.
Jack: We’re both very close to being 30. Robin: That’s true. Jack: Oh, that-
Robin: Yeah, you’re- Jack: That sucks.
Robin: You’ve caught up now, as well. Jack: Yeah. Jack: For a- for anyone who doesn’t know,
Robin’s older than me. Robin: Like-
Jack: Which I really weird. I don’t know why I found it weird. Jack: I don’t know why I just assume
that everyone’s younger than me. Robin: Do you? Jack: Well, I think it’s ’cause, when I went to college for like, Hotel Management that… Jack: …I was the older one there among all my friends.
Robin: Oooh. Jack: I mean, there were older students there in like,
their 30s and 40s of course, long back to college, but… Robin: Yeah, yeah. Jack: I was like, the older one of my friends.
And now I just kind of assume… Jack: …that we’re either all like, the- Jack… very close to each other or that I’m older.
Robin: Yeah. Robin: I always assume that everyone’s older because I started school a year early. Robin: So I was always a year younger than everyone else I ever knew. Jack: Yeah. Robin: Oh. Wait. Robin: We need an alchemy engine. Jack: Yeah. To make uh, like, golden stuff. Uhm… Robin: To make an improved farm.
Jack: Okay. We need an electrical- Do we? Robin: Yeah Robin: I just gathered the stuff to make it but I can’t do it because we need an alchemy engine Robin: Heh Jack: Aw. Dam it Robin: Heh. Heh Jack: So we need to make an electrical do-dad Robin: Sad Robin: Well should we make the other farm for now though? Robin: The basic one Jack: Yeah, do that Robin: Ok. Do you have one log? Jack: Uhh. No, all I have are boards Robin: Fine, I’ll go get a log. Then I can make it Jack: Think you can chop down trees here Robin: no Robin: there are trees they’re nice Jack: they’re nice trees, ohh Jack: If we get an alchemy engine we can we can also make like golden shovels and golden pickaxes. Robin: wait that sounds worse Jack: No, they’re made of gold so they don’t break as easily Robin: But gold is really malleable and breakable. Jack: I’m giving you my “I’m so done with you” face. Robin: Oh, I see. That’s the… That’s the hard part about this. I don’t know what face you’re pulling around us Jack: Assume that i’m always judging you Robin: Haha, yeah. Where do I put the Basic Farm down? Jack: Um, anywhere. Down here’s good. Actually yeah put it over here in the green area. Robin: Yeah, putting it here! Jack: Yeah! Robin: (*weird noises*) Jack: Do you have any seeds? Robin: One, heheh! Jack: Put it in! That’s going to grow into a big tall tree! Jack: OH OH OH. Robin: Wow I feel like I’m Matt Damon Jack: How did you get the thing? Jack: Oh, I got a gift! Robin: Why did you get a gift? Jack: ‘Cause you didn’t get here in time, bitch! Jack: OH! I got a skirt! Robin: Yeah, but you can’t use it. Haha Jack: Haha, I can use it later, ahahaha Jack: jokes on you, fuck you, ahaha. Here take my shit haha! I can literally make you take my shit! Robin: No! Okay, fine… You take this, then. Jack:Nope. Nope, Robin: Oh wait waitwaitwhoawhoawhoa, I can plant this! Jack: What is it? Robin: It’s a birch nut. Jack: Oh yeah. It makes birch trees. Put it over by the rest of our trees Jack: Yeah– no you have to RIGHT click the plant. Robin: Oh yeah, haha. Jack: plant (*poot*) Jack: Yay! “Outro Music” Robin: What are you doing? Jack: I gave you a fist full of jam. Robin: Heh, just shove it in my face Jack ya, like here “noises”