The Hungry For Power Games: Marco Says Ru-bye-o

The Hungry For Power Games: Marco Says Ru-bye-o


IT IS– THE HUNGER FOR POWER
GAMES. WELCOME! HA HA. WELCOME TO THE HUNGRY FOR POWER
GAMES. TRIBUTES, ASSEMBLE. OH SO FEW REMAIN. THEY’RE LIKE THE BEATLES BUT
THERE ARE SIX OF THEM AND THEY ARE ALL RINGO. EXCUSE ME. I’M A BIT UNDER THE WEATHER. I’M SO UNDER THE WEATHER I CAN’T
SAY WEATHER. ANDRO,
(LAUGHTER) DON’T BE AFRAID. DON’T BE AFRAID. FRIENDS, THIS IS MY TONGUELESS
MAN BOY ANDRO. GOOD EVENING, AND RO. SNUFF BOX. YES, OH, YES, HERE WE GO. NOTHING GETS MY BLOOD PUMPING
LIKE THE CRUSHED DREAMS OF FAILED CANDIDATES. OH, LET’S HAVE A GRAM OF LINDSAY
GRAHAM. WHOOO! THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN! MASSACHIPPISIPPI. HMMMM, HMMMM, HMMMM. HMMMM.>>GO, GO, BEFORE IT RUNS OFF. OKAY. HERE WE GO. (LAUGHTER)
MY SNUFF BOX SAY LITTLE FULLER TODAY. BECAUSE ON TUESDAY WE LOST
ANOTHER BRAVE TRIBUTE.>>AFTER GETTING CRUSHINGED IN
HIS HOME STATE MARCO RUBIO SUSPENDED HIS CAMPAIGN.>>AFTER TONIGHT IT IS CLEAR
THAT WHILE WE ARE ON THE RIGHT SIDE, THIS YEAR WE WILL NOT BE
ON THE WINNING SIDE Z.>>Stephen: YES, FLORIDA
SENATOR AND BOY WHOSE BIRTHDAY PARTY YOUR PARENTS MADE YOU
ATTEND MARCO RUB WHY HAS JOINED THE RANKS OF THE FALLEN. AND WHEN HE DROPPED OUT, HE WAS
GRACIOUS IN DEFEAT.>>I’M SO GRATEFUL FOR ALL THE
HELP THAT YOU GUYS HAVE GIVEN US. I JUST WANT TO YOU KNOW THERE IS
NOTHING MORE COULD YOU HAVE DONE.>>Stephen: WELL, YOU COULD
HAVE VOTED FOR HIM. BUT BESIDES THAT, NO. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>Stephen: AND TRIBUTE MARCO
LEAVES US AFTER A STRING OF TRIUMPHANT THIRD PLACE
VICTORIES. BUT WAS BLIND SIDED BY TUESDAY’S
SHOCKING SECRETARY PLACE DEFEAT IN FLORIDA. SO FOR THE RECORD, FLORIDA VOTES
YES ON JIMMY BUFFETT. YES ON RELEASING PYTHONS INTO
TOILETS, ON MARCO RUBIO, NO THANKS. LOYAL CITIZENS, THIS IS A MAJOR
TURNING POINT IN OUR GAME. FOR RUBIO IS THE LAST TRIBUTE
FIGHTING ON BEHALF OF THE ESTABLISHMENT OF CAPITAL
STIVMENT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BECOME THE JEB BUSH PEOPLE
LIKED. INSTEAD HE BECAME THE JEB BUSH. HA, HA, HA. PLEASE CLAP, PLEASE CLAP. AND NOW, WITH TRIBUTE TRUMP
MARCHING TOWARD CAPITAL CITY, I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY
EVERYTHING’S GOING TO BE FINE. WE GAME MAKERS ARE STILL IN FULL
CONTROL OF THE GAMES. ANDRO, PRIME THE ESCAPE POD TO
THE FORBIDDEN ZONE. BUT FIRST, LET US PAUSE TO
REMEMBER RUBIO’S SHINING MOMENT OF ORATORY.>>DONALD IS NOT GOING TO MAKE
AMERICA. HE’S GOING TO MAKE AMERICA
ORANGE. HE DOESN’T SWEAT BECAUSE HIS
BOTHER POS ARE CLOGGED FROM THE SPRAY TAN. HE LIKES TO SUE PEOPLE, HE
SHOULD SUE WHOEVER DID THAT TO HIS FACE. HAVE YOU SEEN HIS HANDS, AND YOU
KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT MEN WITH SMALL HANDS.>>Stephen: THEY WIN FLORIDA? (APPLAUSE)
AND NOW LET US BID FAIRWELL– FAIR WELL TO THE
FALLEN. ♪ ♪ ♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) S
GOOD-BYE, GOOD-BYE SWEET MARCO. UNLESS YOU END UP GETTING THE
NOMINATION BECAUSE REALLY ANYTHING’S POSSIBLE AT THIS
POINT.

26 Replies to “The Hungry For Power Games: Marco Says Ru-bye-o

  1. March 2, 2016: it's official. The next president of the United States will be Hillary Clinton, thanks to republicans being apparently suicidal.

  2. Oookay, I see what you were doing there, this time — nervously insisting that the Gamemakers are still in control of the Games.

  3. jeez who the hell cares if a candidate has a bad spray tan or a small penis? Qualities like that are not indicative of bad presidents. It's just useless and immature slander.

  4. Yes, people with small hands have small penises, (people with big penises have only one wife!) and even smaller intelligence. HA HA YES!!! GRRRR!!!

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